Archive for December 2009

Happy Christmas and blessed New Year

Happy Christmas and blessings for 2010 to everyone. love James, Kasia, Gabriela and Jonathan

Seasons Greetings

we hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and wish you wealth health and happiness in 2010

from all in Worcester

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.

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The year you stop believing in Father Christmas is the year you start getting clothes for Christmas!

Santa’s progress

You believe in Santa ……… You don’t believe in Santa ……….You become Santa ……….. You look like Santa !

Today is the SHORTEST DAY!

Christmas Greetings

Hi all just sending a message to wish everyone a Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year, love to all From Lynda T

this made me laugh

Linda went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.’ What denomination?’ asked the clerk. ‘Oh! Good heavens! Have we come to this?’ said Linda, ‘Well give me 50 Methodist and 50 Church of England ones please.’

I bet she was blonde

Hi Rich

Christmas  certainly brings out the chestnuts.  Here’s another.

The Pope is visiting New York and decides to take a turn at the wheel of the limousine. The Pope gets in the driving seat, the driver hops in the back, and the Pope takes off at 80mph.

Unsurprisingly they are pulled over by a Traffic Cop who after a quick look rings in to the Police Station.

“We have got a VIP situation here”, says the cop. “I’ve just pulled someone over who is really important!”

“Who is it?”, asks the Station Controller.

“I don’t know”, says the cop.  “But his chauffeur is the Pope!”

A Christmas Joke

A Scottish man calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!”

She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. ‘Sorted! They’re coming for Christmas - and they’re paying their own way

Now only 28 days to the shortest day!

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