Archive for 13/11/2009

Remember this lovely little face?

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Well, his name is Jonathan, and on Sunday he will be one year old!

Please join me in wishing Jonathan the happiest of birthdays, and may his smile continue to brighten up every day for everyone.

God is sitting in heaven when a scientist flies up in a rocket and says, “God, we don’t need you now.  Science has figured out a way to create life out of nothing.  We can now do what you did in the beginning.” 

“Really?”, replies God.  “What exactly do you mean?”

“Well”, replies the scientist.  “We can make stem cells into sperm and eggs and create people”.

“That’s something I would like to see”, says God.  “Why dont you show me?”

So the scientist bends down and takes a test-tube containing stem cells from a the freezer in the rocket.

“We obtain these from aborted foetuses!” he said.

God grabs his arm and pulls him back.  “Hey, not so fast”, he says. “Make your own stem cells.”

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