Archive for 12/11/2009

Another small boy tale

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.  Five minutes later the boy cries out, “Da-ad”  

“What?”, shouts back his father.

“I’m thirsty”, says the boy. “Can you bring me a drink of water?”

“No”, says dad. “You had your chance.  Lights out!”

Five minutes pass.

“Da-aaaad!”, shouts the boy.

“What?”, says dad.

“I’m thirsty”, says the boy. “Can I have a drink of water?”

“I said no”, shouts the father. “And if you ask again I’ll smack your bottom!”

Five minutes later, “Daaaaaa-aaaaaaad!”, shouts the boy.

“What?”, yells his father.

“When you come in to smack me can you bring me a drink of water?”

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