Came across this one this morning …….

Two elderly gentlemen were enjoying the sunshine in the garden of their Residential Home when a seagull flew over and dropped a load of poo on one of the gentlemen’s head.

“I’ll get some toilet paper”, said a carer, and hurried off.

 ”What’s she on about?”, asked one of the elderly gentlemen. “By the time she gets back the seagull will be miles away!”

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