Archive for 08/09/2009

Two teenagers are found smoking a joint in the middle of the park.  They are both arrested and taken to the local jail.  The sergeant advises them that they are allowed to make one phone call.

A while later a man enters the station.  The sergeant says, “I guess you’re their lawyer”.

“Heck, no,” replied the man. “I’m here to deliver a pizza”.

Pride is what we have.  Vanity is what others have.

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