Archive for June 2009

New life in a corner of Barrow Park.

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On the water

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Ready for the water

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Following our conversation, here she is on her launching dolly with fishing rods and engine and battery installed ready to go!

The Perfect Husband Store

The Perfect Husband Store

A friend of mine told me about this new Husband Shopping Center where a woman could go to choose from among many men for her husband.

It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and
if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place. So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find a man as a prospective husband.

First floor, the door had a sign saying : “These men have jobs and love kids.” The women read the sign and say “Well that’s better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up”. So up they go.

Second floor says: “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking” Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what’s further up?

Third floor: “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.” Wow! say the women. Very tempting, BUT, there’s more further up! And up they go.

Fourth floor: “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.” Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they go.

The sign on 5th floor door said: “This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.

Ouch!

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I have heard of going at it hammer and tongs

……. but this is ridiculous!

I suppose the moral is, If you have a cat, don’t leave your hammer lying around where the mouse can find it.

Or perhaps ….. if you have a mouse don’t leave your hammer lying around where the cat can find it!

Or even …. if you have a cat and a mouse who don’t get on dont leave two hammers lying around where they both can find them!!

Or ….. there again …………

Barbs

Hi Guys, been off line for a while. Happy 40th Wedding Anniversary to Linda and Richard(31st May)

Sue, loved your hologram it, is brilliant.

Love to all, and thanks to Ted for sorting me out!

Barbs. xxx

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