Stop press!

21/03/2009 by Pat.

Political Spongiform Encephalopathy (PSE) (commonly known as Mad Politicians Disease) continues to ravage Westminster. The disease is transmitted by contact with Nu-liebour Government ministers. Further contaminated areas were uncovered recently in Tesco, Aldi and ASDA.  Disease symptoms include acute megalomania, excessive greed, uncontrollable, persistent and irrational desire for irresponsible and petty lawmaking, malignant desire to inflict misery on indigenous UK citizens, an insistence, when faced with the catastrophic results of their actions, that these results are caused by others and that their own (unadmitted) irrational and disastrous actions are, in fact, the only hope for saving the UK and the world.  

There is no known cure for PSE except culling of the affected herd. 

This will take place urgently at the next General Election.

PS.  Could you put your flag on this one Ted?  Thanks.  Pat.

Hey Richard, in your piece about the BNP, how woud you distinguish the imagined BNP thugs and troublemakers committing violent acts that you mention from the regular non-BNP ones who are doing this in the UK every day of the week by all accounts? I sure am glad my parents emigrated when they did.

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